SORRY! We're not currently hiring, but if we were, this is what we'd say:
We're looking to add a couple amazing people to our awesome team! Positions we're looking to fill are below, but feel free to apply if you think you'd be a great fit anyway.
Top Three Things We Want From Our Team Members:
* None Available Currently
We wanted to say this in a more humorous way, but were told that wasn't a good idea by people speaking in legalese we didn't fully understand... sigh. Well, we're not that funny anyway, otherwise we'd be like those rich comedians, not molecatchers.
...To your yard! The season is shifting and moles are on the lookout for newer, more fertile ground. Don't let your lawn get caught off guard, give us a call and stop the moles now!